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The Self Preservation Society

  1. SPS Site Technical Advancements and Difficulties

    Announcements Problem Assistance and Suggestions This area is for forum related problems and suggestions, complaining, flaming and general unruly behavior is reserved for privileged members only .
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  2. Topical Discussions

    Public Access forums visible to everyone This area is subject to peremptory moderation for proper etiquette ! Rather than having stiff, rigid rules, proper etiquette is meant to help people get along with each other and avoid conflict. Respect, kindness, and consideration form the basis of good manners and good citizen-ship are expected to be practiced in these forums. Demonstrations by the socially impaired may be encountered however a lack of historic discipline is not to be considered precedent as to what is acceptable for pledges or absconders. The use of Profanities is frowned upon here but not forbidden. Graphic content and photos are forbidden.
    1. Current Affairs

      Discussion of Current Affairs, News and Politics
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    2. Motors

      Does it have wheels and/or an engine? If so, you may discuss it here
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      Latest: MOTOR MADNESS Havana Woody, May 17, 2013
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    3. Sport & Health

      Talk about football, cricket and topless beach volleyball and how you're keeping fit.
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      Latest: Me today azur, May 25, 2013 at 4:29 PM
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    4. Entertainment

      Music, TV, Films, Celebrities, Fashion and other Gossip
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      Latest: What are you listening to... ROOT, May 20, 2013 at 3:44 PM
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    5. Technology

      Discuss all things tech including games in here.
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      Latest: Wind up Dildos? Havana Woody, May 13, 2013
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  3. The Gauntlet

    The fun stuff ! This area is where members have an opportunity to show their worthiness to access the rest of the site. To participate a member must sponsor your access. Don't procrasturbate! By demonstrating a sense of humor and Tolerance of others you may be able to enjoy the benefits of belonging to the fraternal order of The-sps.org NSFW tags should be used for graphic content but absolutely no pornographic images are allowed in these forums and will be moved to DMU.
    1. Off-Topic Random Short Attention Span Theater

      Talk about whatever you want, Random nonsense, rants, raves and chit chat.
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      Latest: Are these comments true? Archimedes, May 20, 2013 at 11:12 PM
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    2. Jollification Junction

      This forum should be considered NSFW, but it is not a requirement. Open to Sponsored pledges, enter at your risk. buffoonery, clowning, foolery, slapstick, tomfoolery clownishness, foolishness, funning, jesting, joking, nonsense, silliness, impishness, knavery.
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      Latest: The joke thread - show us... ROOT, Apr 24, 2013
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    3. The Delicatessen

      The Finest Cuisine Known Food and Drink Threads
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      Latest: What did you have for... noggin, May 10, 2013
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  4. Members Only

    This area is available to registered members . Satirical banter is allowed for all, However bellicose interludes are prohibited. Those of proven meritorious rank , Popularity and Talent to entertain enjoy special exclusive rights and immunities here as well as the higher areas set aside for privileged members. Provisional members and pledges should remain respectful and Know their limitations while they earn passage. This is a polite forum, Graphic Images are forbidden.
    1. Introductions, Pledges and Returning Absconders

      If you're new to the forum we'd love to have you introduce yourself, Start a thread and say hello. When a privileged member takes notice and sponsors you you will gain access to more forums were less serious topics can be enjoyed and allowed interaction with fellow members with personal messages and profiles.
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