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The Self Preservation Society

  1. The Gauntlet

    The fun stuff ! This area is where members have an opportunity to show their worthiness to access the rest of the site. To participate a Senior member must sponsor your access. Don't procrasturbate! By demonstrating a sense of humor and Tolerance of others you may be able to enjoy the benefits of belonging to the fraternal order of The-sps.org NSFW tags should be used for graphic content but absolutely no pornographic images are allowed in these forums and will be moved to DMU.
    1. Tech Support

      Members, Who have Confirmed their Email Can Post here and Request access to the rest of the forum Your Post will Remain in moderation till reviewed by staff.
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    2. Introductions, Pledges and Returning Absconders

      If you're new to the forum we'd love to have you introduce yourself, Start a thread and say hello. When a privileged member takes notice and sponsors you you will gain access to more forums were less serious topics can be enjoyed and allowed interaction with fellow members with personal messages and profiles.
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      Latest: Oh So Thats New azur, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:57 PM
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  2. Members Only

    This area is available to registered members . Satirical banter is allowed for all, However bellicose interludes are prohibited. Those of proven meritorious rank , Popularity and Talent to entertain enjoy special exclusive rights and immunities here as well as the higher areas set aside for privileged members. Provisional members and pledges should remain respectful and Know their limitations while they earn passage. This is a polite forum, Graphic Images are forbidden.
    1. Topical Discussions

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      Latest: Id like to thank the Academy... DickMarsh, Sep 28, 2014 at 12:15 PM
    2. Off-Topic Random Short Attention Span Theater

      Random Thoughts and entertaining stuff This forum should be considered NSFW, but it is NOT a requirement. enter at your risk. buffoonery, clowning, foolery, slapstick, tomfoolery clownishness, foolishness, funning, jesting, joking, nonsense, silliness, impishness, knavery.
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      Latest: Fight thread Havana Woody, Sep 26, 2014 at 1:52 AM
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    3. Privileged Access

      Restricted Access forums . You Must Register, be Sponsored by a known member and be voted into the order to Browse these forums.
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      Latest: titler Fork You, Jul 19, 2014