Do you cook

[ChemicalKicks]

This one is more for the fellas of the forum.

Would you say that you cook more than your other half and if so would you go one further and say that you're the better cook?

I do and I would say that I am.

How about you?

[Plop E Fresh]

I make a mean potatoe waffle and crispy pancake risoto.

[ChemicalKicks]

You can't even spell Risotto :pant:

[Plop E Fresh]

No, but I can spell Cuntz!

[ChemicalKicks]

haha

[Semi-Skimmed]

I used to be a chef, so yeah I'm fucking ace at cooking, plus my hands are covered in "battle" scars, this would give me much kudos from Ramsay. My favourite dish: traditional Sunday roast beef! I've taught the bitch how to do it properly now though so I can put my feet up at the weekend and let her cook for us.

[ChemicalKicks]

I used to be a chef, so yeah I'm fucking ace at cooking, plus my hands are covered in "battle" scars, this would give me much kudos from Ramsay. My favourite dish: traditional Sunday roast beef! I've taught the bitch how to do it properly now though so I can put my feet up at the weekend and let her cook for us.

Michelle made a roast chicken dinner for me yesterday, I've never been so disapointed by a dinner. She so needs more practice but she's not really willing to learn. :(

[anarchist]

I cook everything and yes, I'm a much better cook :visage:

[basmic]

Michelle made a roast chicken dinner for me yesterday, I've never been so disapointed by a dinner. She so needs more practice but she's not really willing to learn. :(Fuck that, I'd trade her in for a better model TBH.

[ChemicalKicks]

*sucks in deeply between puckered lips, whilst frowning*

you wanna fuck her off mate, thats just no good and possibly the shape of things to come ...

;)


Fuck that, I'd trade her in for a better model TBH.

She may not be able to cook but she's good at other things, besides, I enjoy cooking and she doesn't.

She does do the dishes though.

[ElRazur]

Yes I can cook. Probably better in variety than most of you cunts on here.

[ElRazur]

we dont care about chicken rice and peas, u black cunt

That will be Jamaicans or People from the Caribbean you fool. [It will be an insult to all other whites to call you a white cunt.]:(

[pies]

Yes I can cook. Probably better in variety than most of you cunts on here.

:pilky:


we dont care about chicken rice and peas, u black cunt

:D

I am a decent cook, considering I live at home, I learnt to cook for myself from the age of 12.

[Mork]

I cook more than the other half but these days my idea of cooking is to follow the instructions on the side of the Old El Paso box for chicken quesadillas.

[ChemicalKicks]

we dont care about chicken rice and peas, u black cunt

:rofl:


I cook more than the other half but these days my idea of cooking is to follow the instructions on the side of the Old El Paso box for chicken quesadillas.

You just getting bored of cooking then or what?

[basmic]

She may not be able to cook but she's good at other things, besides, I enjoy cooking and she doesn't.

She does do the dishes though.Balls to that, what if you have kids? Are you going to come home from work and cook tea, while she sits watching Jerry Springer and Neighbours with her legs in the air for the next kid? :stir::p

[Reaper]

we dont care about chicken rice and peas, u black cunt

Hahahahahaha :pant:

[ChemicalKicks]

It was the black cunt part that set it off for me personally.

[Mork]

You just getting bored of cooking then or what?Yeah, a bit of that, plus the fact that I don't get much free time these days..... but mostly cause I'm a lazy fuck and it's easier.