Forum: Spam and Jokes

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I need some new sunglasses, are there any good online shops? ideally with lenses that hide the state of my eyes

Booked today off, had a lazy morning so far. Waiting for a delivery to come in. Just had a big slice of cake for my breakfast and about to make a cup of tea. Splishy sploshed in the bath for 20...

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reassure me that things aren't too bad in the outside world

Have you ever had a crank over Anne Frank?

Everytime I speak, I get my own music played, its quite dancey and pumpin'. I have been enjoying this new feature by nearly speaking all the time. I was practising my voice that sounded most...

MOST EXCELLENT TBH 'THIS IS FUCKING OURS NOW WE SHOULD THREATEN EVERY FUCKING WOG, WITH A MACHETE TO THEIR HEAD AND THEN TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK YES?

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I would love to have a night out with Kiether Sutherland, he seems to know how to enjoy himself:

From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne Subject: Poster Hi I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was...

Do you want to go camping? I was in B&N's or whatever you call it today and they have all this really dirt cherap camping stuff like a stove and a space heater for like £10. I'm dying to go...

Well, they are going to cut my dole money, my housing benefit, my disability benefit, my Polish benefit and so on and so forth ... how am I expected to live? I need at least 180 pints of draught...

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