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19-12-2007, 17:04
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WORRIED TAPFACE
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Why ManYoo are the best club in the world...
Please note, I'm not a Manure fan.
Our best players are better than your best players.  Our mediocre players are more mediocre than your mediocre players.  Our shit players are more shit than your shit players  Our most experienced players are more experienced than your most experienced players.  Our most psychedelically coloured players are more psychedelically coloured than your psychedelically coloured players  Our most gangster players are more gangster than your most gangster players  Our good looking players are better looking than your good looking players  Our ugly players are uglier than your ugly players  Our loved-by-our-fans-hated-by-everyone-else players are loved more by our fans and hated more by everyone else, than your loved-by-our-fans-hated-by-everyone-else players  Our injury prone player is more injury prone than your injury prone player  Our best ever season was better than your best ever season  Our utility player is utilised more than your utility player  Our celebrity fans are more celebrated than your celebrity fans  Our alien player is more alien than your alien player  Our transfer successes are more successful than your transfer successes  Our transfers flops flop harder than your transfer flops  Our unwanted foreign owners are more unwanted than your unwanted foreign owners  Our absurd excuses for poor performance are more absurd than your excuses for poor performance  Our French lunatic is more insane than your French lunatic  Our legends who have have their own hairstyles named after them have more of a hair legacy than your legends who have their own hairstyles named after them  Our dead ex-players are more revered than your dead ex-players  Our ex-assistant managers are less successful than you ex-assistant managers   Our glory seeking bit-part players are more glorious than your glory seeking bit-part players.  Our goals conceded aren't as conceded as your goals conceded  Our over-priced because they're English players are more overpriced than your over-priced because they're English players  Our horse-face strikers are more equine than your horse-face strikers  Our random foreign players with names that would get ridiculously high scrabble scores have names that would get ridiculously higher scrabble scores than your random foreign players with names that would get ridiculously high scrabble scores  Our most famous night in barcelona is more famous than your most famous night in barcelona  Our angry protests to the referee are more angry than your angry protests to the ref  
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19-12-2007, 17:07
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Needs new shoes
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Nice list.
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19-12-2007, 19:21
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Haha, nice one my old dude!
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19-12-2007, 20:30
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Drinking Alcohol
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You forgot "we have more alleged rapists then you"
 
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19-12-2007, 22:53
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that was fantastic
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20-12-2007, 00:08
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I want "my" cigarettes
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Top fucking drawer as ever Rav...
'our Alien Player' LOL
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20-12-2007, 03:15
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Demis Roussos
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Skills, Bills, Magic, Fantastic
Still the gayest post on t'SPS to date
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08-02-2008, 20:14
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STARmeter: Up 28% in popularity this week
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I was at the Saints vs ManYoo game where they lost 6-3 because of that poor excuse
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08-02-2008, 20:40
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Brilliant
(two months old but I haven't seen it till now) 5 stars from me.
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08-02-2008, 21:09
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08-02-2008, 21:35
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im a manu fan, gaawwwsh ronaldo is so hot!
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08-02-2008, 21:59
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08-02-2008, 22:01
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Fair play Jackal, that was quite amusing.
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08-02-2008, 22:39
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09-02-2008, 02:02
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Not the slightest bit funny, And I'm a Man utd fan
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09-02-2008, 08:45
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WORRIED TAPFACE
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09-02-2008, 13:00
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Hello to our guests
Woohoo we are so popular today! 
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10-02-2008, 16:55
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to you
Join Date: May 2007
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Though not quite good enough to avoid getting shat on by their supposedly less illustrious neighbours....
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