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    Quantum of the Solace


    I enjoyed watching it but thought it was missing some of the magic from Casino Royale


    It could have been better 8/10
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    Ironman

    its the dogs fucking bollocks 10/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBuk View Post
    Ironman

    its the dogs fucking bollocks 10/10
    I cunting hope so because I'm watching it tonight Heard nothing but great things about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anarchist View Post
    I cunting hope so because I'm watching it tonight Heard nothing but great things about it.
    [Spoiler]I thought it ended rather abruptly after the metal guys cock fell off[/Spoiler]

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    Kung Fu Panda.

    Fecking ACE!

    8/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by iCraig View Post
    snip
    are you after Johnathan Ross's job you cunt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iCraig View Post
    It's just too cheesy, hence my disappointment the first time Bond whips out his cybershot and begins doing stupid techno shit with it.
    That did my nut in as well, he's fooking miles away with shit all light and yet manages to produce pinpoint images with a fucking camera phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EG View Post
    just watched JUMPERS

    awesome 8/10
    The one with that Christian Haydensen guy who plays a young Darth Vader, and can teleport anywhere, right ?

    you thought that was good !?!?!?




    i thought it was the biggest pile of steaming dog shit i had ever seen

    1/10


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    i.e. Anakin Skywalker in the sell out Starwars prequels.

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    According to this societies rules you are allowed to like crap films, but saying they are good films automatically puts your bum forward for rape duty

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    Quote Originally Posted by EG View Post



    i liked him tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by EG View Post
    yh this cunt



    i liked the movie tbh
    thats fair enough mate, it would be a boring world if we where all the same


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    I watched Casino Royale again the other day. Still enjoyable even when you know what;s coming next.

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    Borstal Boy.

    7/10.
    Would have been much better had Danny Dyer not been snogging men most of the way through it - nothing against gays, has just ruined my "moments".

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    I went to bed last night and watched an old fav of mines, 'The Paper'
    Fucking class movie, 9/10. Michael Keaton, Robert Duval, Glenn Close, Randy Quade, Marisa Tomei with Ron Howard directing.
    And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Vietnam.
    And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

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    You not got some wood to be chopping?
    And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Vietnam.
    And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

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    Aye?? That's shit dude sorry, i thought you where just being a skiving cunt.
    And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ?
    Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Vietnam.
    And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates,
    Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

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    Everyone I know in the construction industry have no work on either. Times are hard.

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    My uncle's just laid off half of his workforce. Tough times indeed.

    On topic: Watched The Fountain again the other night; while not as immediately arresting as Pi or Requiem, it is a real grower (z0mgpun) and just as emotive without being quite as...visceral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by penski View Post
    My uncle's just laid off half of his workforce. Tough times indeed.

    On topic: Watched The Fountain again the other night; while not as immediately arresting as Pi or Requiem, it is a real grower (z0mgpun) and just as emotive without being quite as...visceral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EG View Post
    not seen the fountain so i'm downloading
    I fear it may be a bit too 'thinky' for you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EG View Post
    not seen the fountain so i'm downloading
    Have you seen Pi and Requiem for a Dream? IMO they are FAR better than the Fountain which was plagued by Hollywood interference. The Fountain is good but doesn't have the rawness of his first 2 films, you can tell he wanted to do so much more with it and it ended up a little disjointed for my liking.

    Budget constraints tarnished what could have been a masterpiece, which is funny in itself as Pi had a minuscule budget of only $60,000. Where as The Fountain was originally given a budget of $70m, but due to difficulties in the end received a paltry $35m.

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    You've drunk a fair bit of booze since then though EG!

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    Watched "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" yesterday ...tis funny as fuck

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    Anybody seen "Children of Men"? Bought it today because it was cunting cheap and heard good things about it.
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    Yes it's a good film, cracking cinematography in a chase sequence near the end

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    Pineapple Express

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stag View Post
    Have you seen Pi and Requiem for a Dream? IMO they are FAR better than the Fountain which was plagued by Hollywood interference. The Fountain is good but doesn't have the rawness of his first 2 films, you can tell he wanted to do so much more with it and it ended up a little disjointed for my liking.

    Budget constraints tarnished what could have been a masterpiece, which is funny in itself as Pi had a minuscule budget of only $60,000. Where as The Fountain was originally given a budget of $70m, but due to difficulties in the end received a paltry $35m.
    I liked Pi, not seen it for fucking years though. Kick ass soundtrack too.
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    Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

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    Just watched The Fountain, not very good. I should have checked reviews before downloading.

    Not seen Pi or Requiem, will give them a go at some point, hopefully better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jose Cuervo View Post
    I liked Pi, not seen it for fucking years though. Kick ass soundtrack too.
    Good call the soundtrack is excellent:

    1. "πr˛" (Clint Mansell)
    2. "P.E.T.R.O.L." (Orbital)
    3. "Kalpol Introl" (Autechre)
    4. "Bucephalus Bouncing Ball" (Aphex Twin)
    5. "Watching Windows [Ed Rush & Optical Remix]" (Roni Size)
    6. "Angel" (Massive Attack)
    7. "We Got the Gun" (Clint Mansell)
    8. "No Man's Land" (David Holmes)
    9. "Anthem" (GusGus)
    10. "Drippy" (Banco de Gaia)
    11. "Third from the Sun" (Psilonaut)
    12. "Low Frequency Inversion Field" (Spacetime Continuum)
    13. "2πr" (Clint Mansell)

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    Clint Mansell - Pi r^2

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    Just watched "Taken"

    Brilliant most enjoyable 8/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Just watched "Taken"

    Brilliant most enjoyable 10/10
    BRAVO

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    Transporter 3

    Not as good as taken but still worth 7/10.

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    Pineapple Expresss

    stoner movie, funny in bits - not as good as I had hoped 6/10


    Transporter 3

    some decent stunts and fight scenes but the film is basically shite 4/10


    Band of Brothers (blu-ray)

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    Last King of Scotland - Very good.

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    I watched the Last Samurai over the weekend and was pleasantly surprised as I was expecting a typical Tom Cruise film.
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    Last Samurai is actually pretty good, I was surprised as well.

    Cruise may be a nutter, but he's not a bad actor; that aside he's not a great one either. The fighting is good ranging from ninja attacks, general sword fighting and the huge battles are pretty good as well.

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    Burn After Reading

    Much like other Coen Brother films i've seen, good whilst it's going but then it just stops, no real conclusion to the story or anything, just the end of the film with the entire plot tied up by one conversation explaining what should have been another 30 minutes of film.

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    Madagascar 2 - fucking shite.... 3/10.

    Cinema tickets cost a tenner each too! Fucking outrageous.

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