Why ManYoo are the best club in the world...
Please note, I'm not a Manure fan.
Our best players are better than your best players.
Our mediocre players are more mediocre than your mediocre players.
Our shit players are more shit than your shit players
Our most experienced players are more experienced than your most experienced players.
Our most psychedelically coloured players are more psychedelically coloured than your psychedelically coloured players
Our most gangster players are more gangster than your most gangster players
Our good looking players are better looking than your good looking players
Our ugly players are uglier than your ugly players
Our loved-by-our-fans-hated-by-everyone-else players are loved more by our fans and hated more by everyone else, than your loved-by-our-fans-hated-by-everyone-else players
Our injury prone player is more injury prone than your injury prone player
Our best ever season was better than your best ever season
Our utility player is utilised more than your utility player
Our celebrity fans are more celebrated than your celebrity fans
Our alien player is more alien than your alien player
Our transfer successes are more successful than your transfer successes
Our transfers flops flop harder than your transfer flops
Our unwanted foreign owners are more unwanted than your unwanted foreign owners
Our absurd excuses for poor performance are more absurd than your excuses for poor performance
Our French lunatic is more insane than your French lunatic
Our legends who have have their own hairstyles named after them have more of a hair legacy than your legends who have their own hairstyles named after them
Our dead ex-players are more revered than your dead ex-players
Our ex-assistant managers are less successful than you ex-assistant managers
Our glory seeking bit-part players are more glorious than your glory seeking bit-part players.
Our goals conceded aren't as conceded as your goals conceded
Our over-priced because they're English players are more overpriced than your over-priced because they're English players
Our horse-face strikers are more equine than your horse-face strikers
Our random foreign players with names that would get ridiculously high scrabble scores have names that would get ridiculously higher scrabble scores than your random foreign players with names that would get ridiculously high scrabble scores
Our most famous night in barcelona is more famous than your most famous night in barcelona
Our angry protests to the referee are more angry than your angry protests to the ref
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Originally Posted by Carlos The Jackal
